Several summers ago I dated this girl.  We had been seeing each other for several weeks now and while the girl was a bit off, we had fun together.  So Elle was always talking about her sister and how cool her sister is and how I need to meet her sister.  Finally, her sister’s boyfriend was having a small get together and Elle and I were invited.  I had to work late as usual and was going to pick her up and then we would go together.  I pulled up to her hillbilly house and she came running out and got in the car.  I had never seen her with her hair down before and she was quiet for once which was actually a relief.  She directed me through the neighborhood and before I knew it we were there.  I could see that there was a bonfire in the backyard so I grabbed her around the waist and we began to walk to the backyard.  Halfway to the fire, I tugged her closer towards me and moved in to sneak a peck.  This would turn out to be the most one sided kiss I have ever been a part of and my high school sweet heart is now a lesbian.  This struck me as odd and it was dark out but we were getting closer to the fire so I grabbed her by the shoulders and motioned her into the light.  I looked at her close and then closer then I turned away and looked back at her and she was just smiling at me.  I looked her in the eyes and asked her “Who the fuck are you?”  Just then a loud shriek came from the deck and a voice screamed out, “get your hands off of my sister you cheating bastard!”  Now I know how the male lead is supposed to look like at the end of the movie when he realizes that this one girl is in fact two different girls.  Elle began to cackle and so did her sister Melissa, who was holding my hand.  It took me much longer to realize what was going on than it should have but Elle never mentioned that her sister was a twin.  I had been Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’nd and eventually I found it to be humorous.  I wonder if they ever pulled this trick on me again without me knowing.